There probably aren't many of you out there yet, so get ready to see IntestinalBS blossom and grow over the next few months.
I am starting this blog to document my struggles with IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Maybe one day I'll learn about the science of it, but essentially every time I eat, I poop my brains out. Why would this be? I HAVE NO IDEA! I have some postulations and theories, but right now I am trying all kinds of crazy diets to figure it out.
I tried inflammation diets like Paleo and #Whole30. My pants pooping got worse. I am trying FODMAP and it has lessened my bowelsplosions. My mom says to do Bananas Rice Applesauce and Toast. ugh WHAT!!!!! What kind of life/two days would that be???? I couldnt even do it for 3 days. I also refuse to eliminate any foods that are extremely flavorful. Like--no I am notttttt going to stop eating spicy peppers and hot sauce and delicious spices and herbs. That is basically my only deal breaker--sauces. ugh sad.
I have a lot of trouble sticking to diets that eliminate foods I like a lot. So I end up eating whatever I want most of the time???? Perhaps if I am documenting it, this blog can hold me accountable to myself, to the readers, and to Goddess(es). I am also hoping that I can also look back and see patters or trends over time.
SO. GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE OF TALKING ABOUT POOP! AND FOOD! AND CRAZY RECIPES! AND PEEING OUT MY BUTT EVERYDAY! AND I HOPE A LOT OF FART JOKES!?!??!! And stories about me pooping my pants and in bed at inappropriate times. And probably intermittent rants about socialism?? Even though I suppose food bloggers are supposed to steer clear of political discussion, so as not to distract from the issue at hand (my poop) and not to alienate readers. I'll do my best. (but if you suspect I'm making a coded joke about the imminent failure of capitalism, it's because I actually am.)
Also expect a lot of bad photography, at least at the outset of this blogscursion. I am not currently thinking I will photograph my own poop--but am open if people feel like those images will help them, or me, gain insight into what is making me poop my pants.
NO PAIN NO GAIN.
LETS DO THIS.
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS. so you don't poop immediately.
This is me! Kate! I am wearing all my coworkers hand-me-downs,
and the first robe I've ever loved.
Do you have IBS? Or any mysterious pooping problems?? I'd love to hear about it! Let's just start the Healthy Poops community!
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